You spawn on a island in the middle of the ocean with only one tree.What do you do?

  Drown
  Make a boat and find another island
  Blow your self up
  Panic

You find another island with lots of useful stuff. what do you do next?

  Panic still
  Find and ride a pig
  Gather wood stone and coal and make a set of tools
  Blow everything up

You have all the materials you need. What now?

  Stop panicing
  Blow up pigs
  No! My PIG!
  Make a house out of dirt. You can all-ways upgrade it later.

You've got your bed and it starts to turn night.What do you do before you go to bed?

  Tell you r piggy a story
  Blow your house up
  Panic about the monsters lurking around
  Craft a full set of stone tools

Once it becomes day you go outside. What do you do now?

  TAME A UNICORN
  thats a donkey
  Start a mine and gather lots of iron.Then upgrade your house.
  Die

You have iron tools and an upgraded house.You see an enderman outside. What now?

  KIll IT WITH A WOODEN HOE!
  Get iron aroumor and go kill it for ender pearls
  Let it be
  Fart

Once you've defeated the enderman you go down your mine and find a few diamonds.What do you use them on?

  Hoe and block!
  Nothing save them till you have more
  a sword and pickaxe and save the rest
  Everything you can!

you go down your cave again and gather obsidian. What do you make with it?

  A nether portal and enchantment table
  Tools!
  They dont exist
  BOMBS!

You come back up from a mining trip and have a lot of gold. What do you use it on?

  tools!
  they're rubbish
  golden apples
  TNT!

You've completed the game. what now?

  get 100000000000000000 pet pigs!
  You show everyone that your a pro
  Rage quit for no reason!
  Blow the world up!