Ok, easy one first. How do you mine diamonds?

  Diamonds? What are those?
  With an Iron pickaxe.
  Punch it.
  With a gold pickaxe.
  Fart on it.
  cover it in lava.

Ok, mob test! which one of these mobs is not inside vanilla (original) Minecraft?

  Chicken
  Sheep
  Pig
  Cow
  Siamese cat (tamed ocelot)
  DIAMONDS! DIAMONDS!! DIAMONDS!!! DIAMONDS!!!!
  ME!!!!!
  ZOMBIESSSSSS
  Spiders

Who created Minecraft? Note that this uses real names, so choose wisely!

  Markuss Persson
  Jens Bergensten
  ME!!!!!
  Justin Beiber
  An ice cream truck
  Other (Idk)

What mob IS inside Minecraft?

  Dragon
  Tiger
  Cheetah
  Worm
  Ice cream truck
  DIAMONDS! DIAMONDS!! DIAMONDS!!! DIAMONDS!!!!

What do you do if some one accidently knocks over your computer?

  Grab whoever did it, Yell "IF IM GOIN DOWN YOUR COMIN WITH ME!" and jump in a valcano. Minecraft was my life man.
  I don't have a computer. (Than how are you taking this test, man?)
  I don't have Minecraft PC addition.
  Get a new one. (Wow, I'd probably go with answer 1. Good job!)
  Die.
  DIAMONDS! DIAMONDS!! DIAMONDS!!! DIAMONDS!!!!
  Sit in your room and cry for the next 10 million minutes.
  Fart.
  Turn into SUPAHMAN and throw whoever did it out the window.

You craft an Ender eye with _____ _____ and _____ ___

  Ender Pearl and Blaze rod.
  DIAMONDS! DIAMONDS!! DIAMONDS!!! DIAMONDS!!!!
  kill the Ender dragon.
  Enderman and Blaze.
  Poke the Ender dragons eye out and jump into the void.

How do you spawn a wither?

  /summon wither
  Place 3 toilet paper on 4 t shaped poop sand blocks
  Place soul sand in a Tshape and place Skeleton skulls on
  Place soul sand in a Tshape and place Wither Skeleton skulls on top

How do you react if some jerk beats you in PVP (Player versus Player)?

  Just keep trying
  Hack into the server or cheat if it's on singleplayer go to creative mode while their not there and grab enchanted diamond armor and sword
  Destroy!
  tell them, "I'll be right back." calmly, step into your neighbors yard and scream "WHY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Do you play on Creative mode?

  Sometimes.
  NEVER IM A SURVIVOR
  Yeah, like all the time.

What servers do you play on?

  1-2
  3-9
  9+
  5-6
  I own a server
  Only single player for me.

Do you think I love Minecraft? I have Minecraft on PC PE and playstation3, I have 17 Minecraft books and I draw Minecraft characters all the time.

  Sounds like you love Minecraft.
  DIAMONDS! DIAMONDS!! DIAMONDS!!! DIAMONDS!!!!
  No, Just get to the end already.

Where do you find the Minecraft boss? (This does not include the Wither.)

  The end.
  DIAMONDS! DIAMONDS!! DIAMONDS!!! DIAMONDS!!!!
  The Nether.

How do you find co-ordinates (where you are, the ground level, etc.)?

  Die
  Fart
  Yell "WHERE AM I?!"
  Press F3 button
  Use a map
  DIAMONDS! DIAMONDS!! DIAMONDS!!! DIAMONDS!!!!
  Use a compass
  Idk.

Are you craving Ice cream?

  Yes
  I hate Ice cream
  Nah not really
  sure kind of

Do you like waffles?

  What does this have to do with the test?
  WAFFALES YEEEEEEE
  Sure?
  I hate waffles and Ice cream.
  No, pancakes are better.

How much time do you spend on Minecraft?

  2-3 Hours
  DIAMONDS! DIAMONDS!! DIAMONDS!!! DIAMONDS!!!!
  What is Minecraft (Dude, if you chose this, what is the point of this test?!)
  5-6 hours
  My whole day
  Half my day

Second to last, Who is Markuss Persson?

  Notch.
  ME!!!!
  Idk.
  Jeb.
  Captain Sparkles.
  DanTDM.
  Paul Sores Jr.
  Dr. Zhark.
  Aphmau.

Random question, Do you like Bacon?

  Sure?
  Yes!
  NO. ENOUGH WITH DESE DO YOU LIKE QUESTIONS ALREADY!
  No.
  Bacon?
  Never had it.

Final question. Which Entity cannot be killed by the Ender dragon?

  Minecart.
  Pig.
  ME!!!!!
  Idk
  Enderman
  Blaze
  Cow
  Ocelot
  Wolf