What does Spongebob live in?

  A normal house, duh.
  A rock
  A pineapple
  A toybox
  Why are you asking me?!

Who is Mr Krabs?

  Spongebobs best friend
  Spongebobs pet
  Spongebobs co-worker
  Spongebobs boss
  A random dude who appears in one episode
  Doesn't exist

What is Mr krabs daughter called and what is she?

  Name: Sandy. Animal: She's a crab, duh, same as her dad.
  Name: Patricia. Animal: dolphin.
  Name:Pearl. Animal: Whale. Me: What?!
  Name: Jessica. Animal: Starfish
  He has a son, not a daughter.
  He doesn't have a child.

What is the pirate called?

  Patchy the pirate
  Foxy the pirate... fox. Me: Interested in FNAF, are we?
  Old one-eye the pirate
  Peg leg pete the pirate
  There isn't a pirate for God's sake!
  Short-sighted sam the pirate
  Hook-hand Harry the pirate

Plankton is:

  Spongebobs best friend
  Spongebobs pet
  A guy who's always trying to steal the secret formula
  Spongebobs Dad
  Spongebob's brother
  Mr krab's brother

What is the secret formula?

  The recipe for the salty sandwich
  The recipe for the krusty crisps
  The recipe for the krabby patty
  The recipe for the golden grub
  The recipe for a secret potion that only Spongebob can make.

(Quite difficult) In one episode, everyone called Spongebob __________ for different reasons.

  Stupid Sponge
  Crazy creature
  Idiot boy
  Dumb dude
  Mighty mistake. Me: harsh, dude...
  Why would anyone call Spongebob bad names?!
  Who is he again?

What is the place where tough guys go to fight?

  The battling barnacle
  The salty spatoon
  The mighty mashup
  The silver spatula
  Why would anyone fight in innocent Spongebob?!
  There isn't one.

Karen is the computer wife of:

  Mr krabs
  Spongebob. Me: funny thing...
  Plankton
  King Neptune
  Old man Jenkins
  A computer wife?! Are you crazy?!