What order are hamsters in?

  Cricetinae
  Canis lupus
  Umm.... Chocolate milk?
  Genealogy
  Musculus
  Cripealo
  Wealdey
  Hamderentia
  ...........

Which hamster is most popular as a pet?

  The Chinese hamster
  The Russian dwarf hamster
  The golden hamster
  Uh, the fuzzy ones?
  All of them?!?!

Who first discovered hamsters?

  George Washington
  Yo muther
  George Robert Waterhouse
  Israel Aharoni

What is the most deadly disease to a hamster?

  Wet tail
  A cold
  Fever
  Uh.... Love?

Can hamsters have super long fur ( so long you NEED to brush and wash it each day?)

  Yes, it's a new type of teddy bear!
  NO, how in the world could anyone even BREED something like that?
  Um- maybe ?

Do you know that hamsters were just proven to NOT be a rodent?

  Yeah, I saw that a MILLION years ago!
  That's silly.... I think?
  WRONGWRONGWRONGWRONG WRONG!!!!
  What? I thought this was a hamster test....

Are hamsters nocturnal?

  Umm... What's nocturnal even mean?
  Yes, that's why I'm UP ALL NIGHT!
  No!! I wouldn't of GOT one if they were!
  IDK

Can hamsters stuff lots of food (and other things) in their cheeks like chipmunks can?

  (No) You do know hamsters are not chipmunks... right?
  Yeah, course they can
  What???????

Are a hamsters teeth constantly growing?

  Duh, yeah
  NO!
  I can't decide....
  I thought only beavers teeth grew constantly.

Did you like this test?

  THE SINGULAR BEST HAMSTER TEST EVER!!
  It was good
  AWESOMENESS
  Righteous!
  It SUCKED
  it was okay...

Did you fail or what?!?

  I failed:(
  Uh.. What?
  I SOOOOOO Aced it!
  IDK