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Are you a good babysitter?
Prove you can be a good babysitter by taking this test. You will be babysitting for Jennifer, age 8, Leona, age 3, and Daniel, age 10
The parents are about to leave, what do you ask them?
Permission to play their computer
Phone number, emergency contacts, allergies
If they have ice cream
Bye! (That's not a question, idiot)
How do you introduce yourself?
Hi kids I'm (your name) and I'll be taking care of you.
'Sup losers? I'm (your name)
Go do something else I hate kids
Don't introduce yourself
The kids want to dance, what music do you play?
Uncensored thrift shop
Shake it off
Let it go
It's lunch time! What do you make for the kids?
Chocolate cake and lemonade
Mac and cheese with carrot sticks and orange juice
Vinegar and chili habanero sauce
Don't feed them lunch
Leona had gotten into her mother's makeup kit and has makeup all over her face, what do you do?
Yell and punch her
Take a picture and show it to her mom
Make the other kids wear makeup too
Clean up her face and put the kit somewhere else
When playing outside Jennifer falls and scrapes her knee, what do you do?
Clean it up with some neosporin and a bandage
Slap a bandage on it
Make her figure it out herself
It's dinner time! What do you make the kids?
Goldfish and cake
Ribs and mashed potatoes
Chicken soup and a cookie
After dinner it's time to watch a movie, what movie do you watch?
The hunger games
After the movie it's bath time, but Daniel refuses, you-
Wrestle him into the bath with all of his clothes on
Lock him in the washing machine
Tell him that baths are fun and politely ask him to get in
Tell him "the bubble ship needs its captain"
Then it's time for bed, what do you do?
Make sure they brushed their teeth and put their pajamas on. Tuck them in and read them a story
Fill their mouth with toothpaste, throw their pajamas at them and throw them into bed
Bribe them with candy and soda to make sure they go to sleep
Shake them upside down to get them to pass out
Jennifer gets out of bed and says she had a nightmare, you-
Scream at her:YOU'RE 9!
You assure her that everything is fine and let her sleep with you
You tape her eyes opened so she won't go to sleep
Make her go back to bed
The parents come home, you say-
They were great! 10 dollars an hour
They were awful! 200 dollars a second
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