The parents are about to leave, what do you ask them?

  Permission to play their computer
  Phone number, emergency contacts, allergies
  If they have ice cream
  Bye! (That's not a question, idiot)

How do you introduce yourself?

  Hi kids I'm (your name) and I'll be taking care of you.
  'Sup losers? I'm (your name)
  Go do something else I hate kids
  Don't introduce yourself

The kids want to dance, what music do you play?

  Uncensored thrift shop
  Wrecking ball
  Shake it off
  Let it go

Leona had gotten into her mother's makeup kit and has makeup all over her face, what do you do?

  Yell and punch her
  Take a picture and show it to her mom
  Make the other kids wear makeup too
  Clean up her face and put the kit somewhere else

When playing outside Jennifer falls and scrapes her knee, what do you do?

  Ignore her
  Clean it up with some neosporin and a bandage
  Slap a bandage on it
  Make her figure it out herself

It's dinner time! What do you make the kids?

  Goldfish and cake
  Big Macs
  Ribs and mashed potatoes
  Chicken soup and a cookie

After dinner it's time to watch a movie, what movie do you watch?

  Barbie
  Inside out
  The hunger games
  Terminator genysis

After the movie it's bath time, but Daniel refuses, you-

  Wrestle him into the bath with all of his clothes on
  Lock him in the washing machine
  Tell him that baths are fun and politely ask him to get in
  Tell him "the bubble ship needs its captain"

Then it's time for bed, what do you do?

  Make sure they brushed their teeth and put their pajamas on. Tuck them in and read them a story
  Fill their mouth with toothpaste, throw their pajamas at them and throw them into bed
  Bribe them with candy and soda to make sure they go to sleep
  Shake them upside down to get them to pass out

Jennifer gets out of bed and says she had a nightmare, you-

  Scream at her:YOU'RE 9!
  You assure her that everything is fine and let her sleep with you
  You tape her eyes opened so she won't go to sleep
  Make her go back to bed

The parents come home, you say-

  They were great! 10 dollars an hour
  They were awful! 200 dollars a second