Would you rather kill the president, or the Queen of England?

  Queen Of England!
  President

Would you rather get stung by 10 bees every day forever, or watch your grandma eat a slug

  Grandma eat a slug
  Bee stings

Would you rather eat your own poop every day, or marry sheep?

  Sheep
  Poop

Would you rather eat 50 bird beaks or your own arm?

  Beak
  Arm

Would you rather poop on your mom or poop on your dad?

  Mom
  Dad

Would you rather jump off a cliff, slab yourself where it hurts?

  Stab
  Cliff

Would you rather watch your mom get hit by a car, or watch your grandma get shot?

  Mom
  Grandma

Would you rather buy all of your clothes at Good Will, or eat all of your hair?

  Good Will
  Hair

Would you rather give yourself brain surgery or give yourself open open heart surgery?

  Open heart surgery
  Brain surgery

Would you rather shave your best friend's head, or your mom's head?

  Best Friend
  Mom

Would you rather eat your own poop or eat your best friend's poop?

  Best Friend's
  Yours

Would you rather eat your own eyes or eat your mom's eyes?

  Your eyes
  Mom's eyes

Would you rather marry your worst enemy or become the opposite gender forever?

  Opposite Gender
  Marry worst enemy

Would you rather wear lipstick as mascara or wear mascara as lipstick?

  Mascara as lipstick
  Lipstick as mascara

Would you rather eat a cat's brain, or eat your grandma's brain?

  Cat's brain
  Grandma's brain

Would you rather kiss a complete stranger on live TV or marry a frog on live TV?

  Stranger
  Frog

Would you rather poop on your Best friend's head or donate your poop to the landfill?

  Poop to the Landfill
  Best Friend poop head

Would you rather turn into a rock forever or get hit by a car forever?

  Rock
  Car

(Last Question) Would you rather cut off your cat's tail, or eat your cat's head?

  Head
  Tail