How old are you?

  I am 0-2 years old
  I am 3-5 years old
  I am 6-8 years old
  I am 9+ years old
  I am 1,005 years old

Are you male or female?

  Either male, either female
  Neither

Without looking, can you tell me the name of the website you are currently on?

  Yes, it's tvtropes.org
  Yes, it's en.wikipedia.org
  Yes, it's minecraft.net
  Yes, it's roblox.com
  Yes, it's nerdtests.com
  No, i can't
  I accidentally looked so i can't
  I cheated (and of course, i didn't click this because i never admit i cheated)

What is the question?

  It's "There is no answer, is there?"
  It's "What is the question?"
  It's "What is the answer?"

What's your favourite colour?

  Blue, Red, Yellow, Orange, Green, Silver, Gold or any other color
  None of the above

Is this a question?

  Of course!
  Of course not!
  No!
  No way!
  Not at all!
  No freaking way!
  Not at all, you crazy man!

What question is this?

(looking at the question number is, of course, required)

  Question 7
  Question 8
  Question 9
  Quatro

Did you, in your whole life, use the internet once or twice or thrice or whatever times?

  I used the internet.
  I never used the internet, am not using it right now, and will never use it.

Do you think you can understand English?

  Of course i can!
  Sorry, i don't speak English.
  Wie bitte?