Who sat in front of what?

  Pizza in front of Cookie land
  Love in front of you
  Gizmo in front of a random castle
  Nothing in front of the universe

Where was what the thing sat in front of?

  In the middle of a mountain range
  Cookie land
  the universe
  the mall

What did the thing wish for

  it wished to love
  it wished to be a unicorn
  it wished to go to the mall
  it wished for no world hunger

what happened after that

  the mall came
  unicorns danced
  a house exploded
  nothing

What did the Wicked Witch Of the South do

  Turned a castle into sponge
  Made u ugly
  ride a wrecking ball
  asked you out

What rained from where ever you are

  cookies
  cows
  stars
  rain

Who became a unicorn

  cookie land
  love
  the giant
  Gizmo

Who was killed by a flying squid

  love
  cookie land
  gizmo
  the universe

Do you think I am crazy

  Yup
  COOKIES
  no
  #WINNING