NerdTests.com Quiz: What hogwarts house R U

1.) You are given a test at school that has questions that teacher hasn't covered yet. In the middle of the test you notice that your friend next to you has a cheat-sheet. The teacher doesn't notice.

Ask to share the cheat-sheet. This test isn't fair, so why should you be?
Good for them, they beat the system.
Inform the teacher right in the middle of class that they are cheating. Cheaters never prosper!
Confront them after the test and try to convince them not to cheat anymore. You don't want them to get in trouble.
Errr Whats that

6.) A little kid accuses you, in front of a whole crowd people, of stealing his toy which you did not do. You are twice his size, but he won't back off.

Explain to him that I didn't take his toy and give him fair warning that he'll have a black eye if he doesn't drop it
Tell him you didn't take the toy and direct him to someone who can help him find it.
Explain to him you didn't take the toy and offer to personally help find the person who did.
Try to rationalize with the kid. Tell him you didn't take the toy and refuse to fight him even if he takes a few swings at you

8.) A friend of yours tells you that there is some really cool stuff in an old abandoned building. When you get there you see a sign that "Danger: Do not enter!", but the building doesn't look dangerous. There is nobody around to see you, and your friend wants to check it out

Obviously there is some dangerous stuff in there, and we shouldn't be going inside.
Maybe I'll just take a peek inside for a little while. What could it hurt?
Danger shmanger! There's probably some cool stuff inside. Let's see what all the fuss is about.

12.) Five years ago a girl stole some money from you and she never got in trouble for it. Since then, she has become a much better person. Recently she has been arrested for stealing, but you can prove that she is innocent.

I'm not saying a thing. This is the punishment that she never got five years ago.
Tell her that I'll save her, provided she pays me back the money she owes me.
I'll save her because I know she's a better person now.
I'd save her even if she was still a bad person because I know she is innocent this time.

25. A Muggle confronts you and says that they are sure you are a witch or wizard. Do you:

DUDE WHAT THE F%$@ IS THAT?!(Me:Clash of Clans...)
Agree, and ask whether they’d like a free sample of a jinx
Ask what makes them think so
Agree, and walk away, leaving them to wonder whether you are bluffing
Tell them that you are worried about their mental health, and offer to call a doctor

1. Which of the following is likely to be your favorite flavor of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor?

Sushi (Me:Shoyuken?)
Red hot chili peppers(Me:*Listening to "Love Rollercoaster")
YUMYUMYUMYUMYUM DEEELICIOUS!!!
Dog food (I HAD TO SAY IT)

4. If you had to face any one of the tasks in the Triwizard Tournament, it would be:

To steal an egg from a fire-breathing Hungarian Horntail.
To just solve the riddles - they're fun.(ME:OMG U LIKE TOM RIDDLE!? U MAD BRO?)
To make your way through the enchanted labyrinth.
To rescue your closest friend from the merpeople.

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6. What helps you get ahead in this world better than anything else?

Smarts - look at Bill Gates.
Hard work - look at Rockefeller.
Connections - look at George W. Bush.
OMG WHY U DO THIS IM PURE-BLOOD U JERK (Me:Ha!)

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