Do You Like Five Nights At Freddys? (IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT 5 NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS, LOOK IT UP AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK)

  HELL YEAH
  it sucks
  wat is five nights at freddys again

Who Is Bonnie?

  PURPLE BUNNY
  YELLOW CHICKEN
  RED FOX
  BROWN BEAR

Who Is Foxy?

  YELLOW CHICKEN
  GOLDEN BEAR
  BROWN BEAR
  RED FOX
  PURPLE BUNNY

Who Is This Guy?

  PURPLE MAN OMG OMG OMG
  Illuminati
  what does this have to do with fnaf xD
  IS THUS A NEW ANIMATRONIC (Me: Yes, it's called "You No No FNAF Currently")
  A Man

Who Is Freddy?

  RED FOX
  ILLUMINATI
  PURPLE DUDE
  GOLDEN BEAR
  YELLOW CHICKEN
  BROWN BEAR
  PURPLE BUNNY

Time For Some Role-Play!!!!

  NOOO BACK TO TRIVIA PLZ
  YES FINALLY!!!
  Ice Bear

BONNIE LEFT DA STAGE AND IS IN DA CLOSET

  NUUU GO BACK HOME!!!!!
  why do u like dat closet go away
  yay i wanna die!

BONNIE IS AT DA DOOR

  SWEET RAVE PARTY!
  close da door and move on (Bonnie: u no fun)
  curl up in a ball and weep like a baby
  ILLUMINATI (plays illuminati song)

Foxy Leaves Pirate Cove....

  OMG WAT DO U WANT
  i farted
  MORE ILLUMINATI (Me: stop calling everything illuminati)
  CLOSE DA FRIGGIN DOOR
  jesus CHRIST!

Illuminati Comes In The Door

  OMG NO!!!!!
  L O L (plays illuminati theme song)
  CLOSE DA DOOR ON HIS FACE
  BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME, DO WAT U WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE. U R A PIRATE!!!!!!

Chica Crashes Through The Window And Does The Whip

  OMG NO GO HOME
  i hate da whip (Me: who r u...)
  DO DA STANKY LEG, DO DA STANKLY LEG
  WATCH ME, WATCH ME, BOOM
  BREAK YOUR LEGS, BREAK YOUR LEGS
  WATCH ME WHIP, WHIP, now watch me NAY NAY

Energy Goes Out, Freddy Does The Troguen March Thingy, it Goes Quiet, Power Comes Back On, It Was The Illuminati That Saved Your Life

  thank u Illuminati!!!
  OMG IMMA GET A HEART ATTACK

IT'S 6:00 AM!!!!!

  HORRAY
  NO!!! I WAS HAVING FUN!!!

YOU GET FIRED THE NEXT DAY

  HORRAY!!!! AGAIN!!!!
  aww man
  APPLY JOB AGAIN!!