You see pewdiepie sitting on a pavement nearby, he looks sad, what do you do?

  You ignore him, you don't care.
  You walk to him, and put an arm on his shoulder.
  You kiss him.
  You ask him if he needs a hug.

Pewds is adventuring, he wants you to join him, do you?

  No. Hes weird!
  I don't want to get lost. No.
  You really want to! YES!
  He's amazing, fun, and yeah. I go.
  I try not to freak out when he asks, and say yes.

Pewds invites you to a movie, do you go?

  You don't. That movies gross, so is Felix.
  YES.

Your tired, but it's raining, bad, Pewds tells you to stay and sets an air bed up for you, do you stay?

  No, I run home when he's not looking.
  The moment it's finished I hug him.

Pewdie sets an YouTube account up for you, and shout outs you. Do you shoutout him back?

  Nope. You snooze you lose.
  YEP! It's what friends are for.

Pewds admits he loves you. Do you accept his feelings?

  No! I don't love him.
  He has a girlfriend! No.
  Yes, but I tell marzia it's all my fault.

Edgar has just pooped on you. Do you?

  I laugh! It was ridiculous!
  I blame Pewds.
  I hug Pewds while laughing.

Pewds serves you your favourite food. Do you thank him?

  Yes! He's so kind, you know.
  No! HOW DID HE KNOW ITS MY FAVOURITE!?

Is Pewds your favourite youtuber?

  Yes.
  No.