Eat spiders or crickets

  spiders
  crickets

Live in a bug infested mansion or a really nice house that is super small

  Bug infested mansion
  Really nice house that is super small

Only use porta-potties or have really bad plumbing problems

  Only use porta-poties
  Have really bad plumbing problems

Drink toilet water or camel spit

  Toilet water
  Camel spit

Would you rather climb a mountain without ropes or swim with hungry sharks

  Climb a mountain without ropes
  Swim with hungry sharks

Live a horrible life and die old or live a really good life and die young

  Horrible life and die old
  Really good life and die young

Never wash your hair or never brush your teeth

  Never wash your hair
  Never brush your teeth

Be famous for a weird reason or have hardly anyone know you

  Be famous for a weird reason
  Have hardly anyone know you

Slip on a banana peel in front of 1000 people or Tell a joke that nobody would get in front of 1000 people

  Slip on the banana peel
  Tell a joke that nobody would get

Be deaf or blind

  Deaf
  Blind