How often do you feel tired?

  Never! I'm FULL of energy!
  Sometimes, I stay up late.
  Most of the time, I don't know why.
  All day. I'm so tired!

Have you seen a loss or gain in weight lately?

  Yes, I have seen a loss of weight. (With no exersize)
  Yes, I have seen a gain of weight. (Eating more than usual)
  No, I seem pretty much the same!
  I've been exersizing.

How long have you felt saddened for?

  It started today.
  A few days...
  About a week.
  A month or two.
  More than a year, what about you?

Do you feel worthless and/or have a meaningless life?

  Yes, I am nothing and if I died, there'd be no effect.
  No, I feel quite happy with who I am.
  I feel worthless occasionally, but I know I have a meaning SOMEWHERE...

Do you blame yourself if something goes wrong?

  Yes, every time I'm in a room, something goes wrong.
  No, I know things go wrong sometimes and I blame myself only when I know it was me.
  Nah, I find someone else to blame.

Are you easily irritable?

  No, actually, I'm quite calm.
  Yes, but I hide it.

Do you doubt that you are smart?

  No, I'm practically Einstein!
  Yes, I feel as if I'm the dumbest in the world.
  We all make mistakes!

Do you feel unlovable and unattractive?

  I'm a pretty princess!
  Of course, every time I look into a mirror, it breaks.
  I'm a VERY handsom prince.

Have you lost interest in activities that you used to love? (e.g. soccer, football, drawing)

  Well, I used to absolutely love something. I suddenly lost interest in it.
  I'm still interested in everything I do!