phone's ringing.

  i'll anser it
  Im sure mom will get it
  where's my pet duck

iron man is real

  no, tony stark
  wut about diamond man

oooh, banana

  wut
  Wall of Flesh

hello mr. pine tree

  hello
  hell no
  gnome burger

num nums

  holy cow! a cow eating ice cream!
  ice cream-flavored hamburger
  did you know my pet pig can fly?

look! it's sanic hegehog

  wut
  look! obama's eating turkey meat!

am i weird?

  yes
  very
  (passed out)
  no
  brother! after all these years, you're finally here!

poopy kitty

  why?
  do you is likes burritos yum yums?
  potato mcnuggets

hi i is owel

  cool
  no