NerdTests.com Test: Do You Need to Shower/Bath?

You either smell fine, or you stink of garbage! In this test, we'll find out if you need to take a shower (or bath) or not. The lower the score, the better. The higher the score, the more you need to take a shower, and hey, be honest here.

When was the last time you had a shower (or bath)?

Today.
Yesterday.
2 days ago.
3 days ago
4 days ago
5 days ago
6 days ago
A whole week ago!
Over a week ago!

When was the last time you washed your hands?

About an hour ago.
About 2 hours ago.
About 3 hours ago.
About 4 hours ago.
About 5 hours ago.
6-9 hours ago
10-12 hours ago.
13-24 hours ago.
Before 24 hours ago!

Do you wash your hands after messing with garbage.

Yes.
No.
Why would I?
It's a waste of time.

Approximately when do you have a shower.

Once in the morning, once in the evening every day.
Once a day.
Once every 2 days.
Once every 3 days.
Once every 4 days.
Once every 5 days.
Once every 6 days.
Once every week!
Longer than one week!

Do you wash your hands after using the toilet?

Always.
Sometimes.
Never.
Only after a Number One (w)
Only after a Number Two (p)

Do you wash your hands after dealing with your baby's nappy/diaper?

I don't have a baby. (This adds no stink rating)
Always.
Never.
Sometimes
Only after cleaning up wee.
Only after cleaning up poo.

Do you ever fix cars yourself?

I do, but I don't wash afterwards.
I do, I always wash afterwards.
I don't fix cars (this adds no stink rating)

Do you have a big beard?

No.
Yes.
Yes, food and other stuff occasionally gets stuck in it.

Do you wash your hands after feeding a baby or a young child (eg. toddler)?

I don't have a baby. (This adds no stink rating)
No, like, why would I?
Yes.
Sometimes
I don't feed a baby myself, someone else does it for me.

10)

Do you have a clean house, or a dirty, smelly one.

A clean house.
A dirty one.
A dirty one, that also smells!
I'm homeless, this is someone else's computer.

11)

Do you use deodorant?

No.
Yes.
I haven't started puberty yet, and don't need it.

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