what do you do first? [note:in gamemode 0] or well you know

  hug a tree
  kick a tree
  die
  get the wood from the tree

whats 1.9? 6/30/2015

  a new or not here yet update
  a command
  a another patch for 1.8
  a number [me:wat?]
  i dont know

whats a skin?

  duh your skin [me:no? just no]
  its like alex and steve and you can change it
  huh what do you mean [me:i cant tell you its a test]

whats minecraft rated?

  E 10 and up
  e for every one!!!
  t for teen
  M for muture

whats a server

  a place where you can play with other players
  a block/item
  duh
  well can i serve you? [me: just no no}

whats the most subed minecraft youtuber

  skydoes minecraft
  deadlox
  pewdiepie
  ldshawdolady

what are mods?

  something to add in the game like a gun or mob
  a sniper [me:this is not cod you know]
  i dont know
  a map

whats a map?

  well a map that someone/you made thats up for dowlod sorry for miss spells
  whats a map?
  a mod
  duh

and now whats papercraft

  its a new game
  its minecraft but you print it then you put it together so i looks like minecraft
  its a paper company
  duh