How many Aidanian deities are there?

  13
  7
  8
  fifty frikkin' four!!!
  14

a horde of zombies are chasing you alone into a dead end in an abandoned ally. quickly, you...

  scream "DOOKIUS MAXIMUS" and run home.
  scream "PLASMISIUS MAXIMUS!" and run tootle xrko.
  make yourself look like them and stumble one with 'em
  pull out a machine gun and scream "EAT LEAD!"
  drop dead and hope you go unnoticed
  ng your psychic powers, get a slice of pizza. enjoy your last moments.
  say "i like trains" and hope a trains runs them over

a rogue lightning starrstaf has appeared in front of you. it is obviously trying to hurt you. quickly you...

  pull out a machine gun and yell "EAT LEAD!"
  yell "konch." and wave your hand over there head ordering it to clean up.
  hope superman saves you
  drop dead and hope you go unnoticed.

fi ouy re elba ot erugif tuo tahw i ma gniyas, ouy lliw wonk eht rewsna si tae dael.

  i t'nod wonk tahw ouy era gniyas
  pull out a machine gun and yell "EAT LEAD!"
  i don't know what you are saying!!!
  llew, olleh nadia.

a sage comes up to young says" noth althk tornk tornk loash." this might be important. what did he say?

  noth althk tornk tornk loash. (thats not what i meant.)
  hello.
  i am so awesome
  pull out a machine gun and yell "EAT LEAD!"
  sarah
  chalk
  i like trains

question seven! chose the answer i've overused.

  pull out a machine gun and yell "EAT LEAD!"
  !@#$%^&*(){}|

eight megaborg question! megaborg evolved from a pokemon. that pokemon...

  mega gyrados
  mega aggron
  ditto
  multido
  chikorita

my favorite number is seven. cos the answer based on that hint.

  7
  7
  7
  7
  7
  7
  7
  7
  7

final question. did you enjoy this test. *this will effect your score.*

  let me think about i-YEAH I ENJOYED IT!
  no.
  p.s, plz give a good rating. this answer is wrong.
  pull out a machine gun and yell "EAT LEAD!"