How many cats make a dog?

  Less than 2
  Approximately -978522.242354151
  Pie
  Between 97 and 5 billion
  Potato
  3
  More than I can count
  Re-tard
  Nana-nana-nana-nana Batman!

How high is the sky?

  About 200.
  potato.
  86543 dead people piled on top of each other.
  Lots of money.
  Re-tard.
  7388 apples.
  54788mm.

You are a Re-tard.

  True
  False
  Potato
  R e t a r d

How many noses do I have?

  13
  0.6
  -3
  I don't have a nose
  I smell with my chin
  Counting make my brain hurt: 1... 2...3... ARgGHasf
  Re-tard
  Like taking candy from a walrus

What is your name?

  Potato
  Re-tard
  Micky Mouse
  Jack the Ripper
  ...NAMES ARE FOR LOSERS AND RE-TARDS
  Mustard on the Beet
  The Candy Man
  The Grim Reaper
  Terminator

Do you love these questions?

  Yes
  NO
  I love potato
  Re-tard

What is Sam`s name?

  Fred
  Jo-Jo
  Bob
  Master Chief
  Spartacus
  Abraham Lincoln
  Steward Little
  Re-tard
  Albert Einstein

Which number is bigger than 7?

  1
  -8573
  6
  4
  3
  2
  0
  Re-tard
  7

How big is a Pea?

  Green
  Bigger than my brain
  About three potatos
  Re-tard
  Larger than the Moon
  Smaller than a the eye of a needle
  Twice as large as a miniature poodle