1)
You, Kayvon, and Bertha are so excited to be going on vacation to an interesting and beautiful rainforest!You figure you deserve it after your recent brush with death. Unfortunately for you, the plane starts making weird noises shortly before your scheduled landing. Before you know it, you are spiraling out of the sky! You...
Grab Kayvon and Bertha and sing Kumbaya together, hoping for the best
Call your loved ones and pray
Grab your parachute and jump
Listen to the instructions from the stewardess
Summon a horde of seagulls to direct the pilot to a safe landing
2)
The plane crashes into the jungle thousands of feet below. Only the passengers in the second class left side are spared, every one else dies. The only five survivors are you, Kayvon, Bertha, and two Russian teenagers named Boris and Shakira. You have no signal to call anyone and the airport is miles away. Shakira is hurt. What do you do?
Build a fire and go to sleep
Send Boris and Bertha to the airport while you help Shakira and Kayvon looks for survivors
Leave Shakira to die
Set up camp and try to find a First-Aid kit in the wreckage
Perform a festive raindance
3)
The airport is too far away to get to before dark. Kayvon is scared of the dark and cannot go without his Tickle Me Elmo doll, which you cannot locate. Your group is forced to sleep near the crash site. Later, you awake to an eerie, girlish giggling. You...
Wake up the others
Throw a Happy Meal in the general direction of the noise
Run
Go back to sleep... it is probably just Kayvon's AWOL Tickle Me Elmo Doll
Assume it is a ghost and climb a tree to hide
4)
5)
The next morning, you awake to thunder and torrents of rain. Your fire has been extinguished and the others are also beginning to wake up. You...
Contact the gypsy girl Esmeralda at once
Get to higher ground
Gather supplies and make a stretcher to transport Shakira
Run into the airplane for shelter- the seats you and the others were in are okay and there's something of a roof left
Collect the rainwater for later use- you don't want to get dehydrated!
6)
You escape the rainfall and begin to make your way to the airport. Before leaving, you...
Tie and string around everyone's wrist so that you will not get separated
Collect all of your supplies in case you have to make camp
Pack the essentials and leave a trail back to the plane in case you don't make it
Attempt to create a fake dragon out of the debris to scare of potential predators
Plan to assassinate Shakira- she's slowing you down!
7)
You are on your way to the airport! Bertha leads the way, and Kayvon leaves a dreadlock on a tree every once in a while to mark your trail, much like in Hansel and Gretel. Shakira joins you via piggyback ride on Boris. Meanwhile, you help out by...
Snapping off twigs and leaving a trail of those in case Kayvon's dreadlocks blow away in the wind
Delivering a heartfelt rendition of "Dominique" by the Singing Nun. This is an essential part of Boris and Shakira's American experience.
Scouting ahead and looking for danger
Searching for some friendly flamingos
Collecting sand in your pockets- perhaps you will find some quicksand later!
8)
Suddenly, Boris says that he hears something following you! You all stop to listen and conclude that there is indeed something following you. Prabably hunting you, since you've left a trail that is relatively easy to track (thanks, Kayvon >:^(!!). You and your friends are panicking. You...
Climb a tree to avoid it
Cry
Run in a zigzag pattern (you will be harder to track this way)
Yell at Kayvon
Consult Dora the Explorer for advice
9)
As you attempt to escape, Boris drops Shakira. Still confused, she waddles directly towards the Jaws of Death. You...
Sacrifice her
Yell at Boris
Help the others corral her back towards your escape route
Leave some apple juice and French Fries for it to eat instead
Grab her hand and run faster
10)
It is the rescue team! They arrived at the crash site shortly after you left to look for survivors in their fashionable helicopter. Unfortunately, they believe that you are responsible for the crash. It doesn't help that there are only five of you and you have been frantically trying to run away from them. You...
Surrender
Begin to cry and pretend to be Shakira's hostages
Blame Boris- Russians cannot be trusted
Pretend to faint. You can think of something while they try to "revive you"
Try to explain the situation