When you started Minecraft, what did you do first?

  Walked forward...... DUH
  Made an EPIC redstone machine that gives you infinite Diamonds!
  Dug straight down into lava with ma fists!
  Punched a tree.
  ATE UR FACE OFF
  wut is minceraft

You are playing survival on a server, and the game's difficulty is hard! You hear a hiss, WHAT DO U DO?

  Eat da creepers face off
  Get out ur wooden sword with knockback 1 and hit da creeper in his booteh
  Run away, like "OMFG!!!"
  Magically have sunglasses on and turn around saying "DEAL WIT IT" then walk off with dat swag.
  hug it cus it cut

All the torches in ur house are magically replaced by redstone torches. You get flashes of Herobrine every 5 seconds. WUT DA HELL IS HAPPENIN?

  I'm getting trolled by ZexyZek or someone.. DUH
  ho is herbrin
  Hug him
  Luvs it
  SCREAM LIK A GURL

I liek chese

  meh 2
  sorry, but WUT DA HELL DOES DIS HAVE 2 DO WIT MINCERAFT

You meet(insert favorite Minecraft gamer here) on a prison server! WUT U DO

  Ask for a screenshot and give them diamonds then leave them alone
  SPAM DEM WITH "ERMAGERD HAI"
  Say "Hi ___, I love ur videos!" then leave them alone

moooooooooooooo goes da cow

  mewwwwwww goes da cat
  oink.
  thats a baaaaaaaaaaaaad joke. (ba-dum-tish!)

What mob has the most heath?

  Errr...... Snow Golem?
  Enderdragon
  Wither
  Enderman
  GIANT Slime

Who is stampylonghead / stampylongnose?

  A Minecraft Youtuber
  A cat
  His skin is called Fidget????????
  My face
  L for Leeeeeeeee's Brother (0.o)

DID U LIEK DIS TEST? IF U DIDNT THEN UR A NUB

  YE I DID
  wut is lyfe
  nom
  NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU