Banana pooping cherries on my mother's head!

  OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! My banana too!!
  How rude!
  Uh.....
  Ok, one more question like this, and I'm leaving.

Did you know that my alligator gave my grandma's parrot a lollypop??

  *gasp!* How dare he! I'm gonna get that parrot! (SCREAMS:) give me your lollipop, parrot!
  No fair! I like lollipops too ya know!
  Ok.... Um....
  Ok, I'm gonna leave next time! (ME: Well you're no fun.)

Can we be friends?

  Of course! WAIT! Let me ask my rock first! Joey! Can I be this random person's friend? YAY! I can!
  WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PERSON!?!?!?!??! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!!!!
  I guess....
  Ok... I mean I'm leaving next time!

Tell me your juiciest secret.

  *whispers* My monkey can't swim! Don't tell him!
  Why would I tell you that???!!!?!?!?!
  Um, I am scared of butterflies.
  There's nothing else to do I guess I have to stay.

Did you know the moon is made of cheese?

  Did you tell my monkey? (ME: No.)
  CHEEEEEESE!!!
  NO IT ISN'T! THAT'S A RUMOR!!!
  HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?! I don't think you've ever been to the moon. Wait, did you??

Did anyone tell answer one's monkey?

  Yeah, did anyone tell my monkey??
  No, I don't even know your monkey.
  CHEEEEESE!!!
  I have a craving for pizza....

Which of these is not real?

  Unicorn
  Pig
  Waffle
  Cat made of cheese
  Medusa

This test has to end. Bye-bye!

  Noooooo!
  Kk. Bye, friend.
  Good riddance! Time to go back to eating my waffles.
  IDC.
  WAFFLES, CHEEEESE, BANANA!!

This is my cat.

  OMG SO CUUUUUTE!!
  It looks like my monkey.
  Um... I thought you said this was done.