im a villager merr

  no ur not
  me too
  your not funny
  trade me emarlds please
  why would i care
  you should be ashamed
  i like you nose
  no comment
  okay im going to get on minecraft and rob you now

I LIKE YOUR EYEBROWS

  i like yours too
  thank you i grew them myself
  i dont care what you think
  how you cant even see my face

will you marry me????????

  no
  yes
  why
  okay
  ew

goodbye

  YOUR NOT EVEN ON QUESTION 10 YET
  okay bye
  NOOOOOOO dont leave meeee ur my only friend

im bored

  thats ur problem women
  why would i care
  aww would u like a hug?

SUP DOG

  IM NOT A DOG
  okay dog.

IM runnning out OF ideas

  okay
  okay
  okay

minny the skinny

  whos that?
  what about minny the skinny?

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!

  BYE
  HI
  BYE
  HI

oh say can u see by the dawns early lighhhttt...

  why ya singing to me?!
  sing more sing more!