cAN u tpe backways?

  You good sir are an idiot.
  NAC I
  #2SWAGZ4DAT
  I think I'm in the wrong quiz.

Haz u evr takd to da girlz?

  I talk to wonderful ladies all the time.... pig.
  I GET ALL DEM GRILZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  I be takin to da girlz on da wekdayz and notwekdayz!
  I'm still lost. ;-;

doz u evr g3t rekt?

  I am confused as to what you mean crazy sir.
  NVR! OMG DNT EVN RIGT N0W!
  I B DOIN DA REKTING M9!
  I wanna go home! ;-;

IDK WAT 2 SAY! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  Ugh, I am so done with you.
  NJKAWTM SNJ;HEUZO;BLK/N! #swag
  ^ DNT EVN LISTN TA HIM!! LOLZZZZZ
  I think I just pooped...

DOZ U WACH DA Utub?

  No. It's a waste of time! Just like you.
  POOODDDIIIEEEEPIIEEEEE
  I liek catz on da utubz
  Why do you talk like that? ;-;

Wut do u do ifz a catz sook in a tree?

  Get a ladder and get it down.
  F4RT!
  FLY AND SVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  I like cats! MOOOOMMMMMYYYYY!!!!

DIS IS Q 3!

  No idiot.
  IT IZ?????????????????
  I LIEK! YA!
  You're scary! ;o;

FINL Q.... iz it spelt $wag or swag?

  I am so glad this is over.
  $WAG MASTR HRE BUD!
  Swag!!!!!!!
  Can I go home now?

JK! ITZ NOT OVER!!! LOL U DUM!

  I'm leaving.
  OOOOOOO U GOTZ MEH!
  Sayz u!
  Oh there you are mom!! :D