First of all, how cool are squids? (This WILL effect your score)

  They're cool
  THEY'RE EVEN BETTER THAN UNICORNS OMFG
  OK-ish
  WHY THE F**K WOULD I LIKE SQUIDS THEY'RE USELESS PIECES OF SH*T
  They suck
  What in the world is a squid?

You just spawned in a Minecraft world. What do you do first?

  Go into the first cave you see and look for lava
  Go walking off into a random direction
  Collect wood and build a shelter
  Collect wood and look for food
  Look up in hope of finding a magical flying unicorn in the sky
  Whats Minecraft??? (Me: Then why are you taking this test?)

What are the names of the two bosses in Minecraft?

  Your mum
  Your mum and the Wither
  The Enderdragon and the Wither
  Your mum and the Enderdragon
  Bob the mighty unicorn
  What is Minecraft, someone please tell me!! (Me: *Facepalm*)

Whats the most similar sound a villiager makes?

  Hurr
  WOOWEEWAAWAA
  Hmm
  Humm
  Hmmph

Whats the name of the default skin?

  Bob
  Stevie
  Steve
  Steve and Alex
  Alex
  Jon

Who created Minecraft?

  My mum
  ME, OF COARSE!!
  Jeb
  Notch
  This is stupid, you keep asking me questions about Minecraft and I don't even know what it is! (Me: STOP TAKING THIS TEST THEN!)

What happens when you place a bed in the nether?

  Nothing
  It pretends to be a creeper
  KABOOM!
  I dunno .____.

What plants do you find in NPC villages?

  Carrots and potatoes
  POTATOES 4 LIFE
  Potatoes, wheat, and carrots
  Tomatoes and peas
  Whats an NPC villiage? (Me: Noob)

What biomes can you find temples in?

  Extreme hills
  Potato land
  Jungle and Desert
  WHAT THE F**K IS A BIOME

How much did you like this test? (This won't effect your score... Maybe...)

  BIG FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!
  Potatoes
  IT SUCKED JUST LIKE YOUR MUM
  It was good
  It sucked