You're friends ask you if you want to go out to the movies. You say

  Nah, I wanna stay home
  Sure, what movie are we seeing???
  Um...let me go ask my parents

Who do you wanna go with?

  Your crush
  Your friends
  Your family
  All of the above

What kind of movie are we seeing?

  Comedy
  Horror
  Classic
  Action
  Animated
  Drama

Sister says, "OH NO I LOST MY PHONE!"

  Dad says, "UGH!"
  Mom says, "THAT PHONE COSTS 1,000 DOLLARS!"
  Other Sister says, "Um, my friends are here, don't interrupt them."
  ...how is this a question...

I NEED TO GO PEE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE!

  Wait and hold it!
  Go! Hurry! Hurry, hurry, hurry before the commercial's over!
  There's no commercial! This is a movie theater!
  ...again, not a question...

I'm back, what did I miss?

  The movie froze! Until now.
  This is the end of the movie!
  Oh, just a tiny bit. Not that much.

I FORGOT MY BOOK! AND IT'S ALMOST THE END! AND IT'S GONNA TAKE THE CAR TWO HOURS TO GET BACK HOME!

  Shhhh! This is a movie theater! And that's not a question!
  Too bad for you!
  What! A million miles to get back home?

The movie's finally over...BUT I NEED A BOOK!

  I keep an extra in my purse!
  Don't worry! We'll get you a bunch of toys at home!
  It's hopeless!

We're home! Yay! I can get a book!

  Ugh, that movie theater gave me a headache!
  Best movie ever!
  I WANNA PLAY!