Hello!

  Um, hi?
  Wazzup!
  ...
  O.o
  Tu parles?
  Hello!
  I don't use greetings
  ?

Pick the answer:

  Me!
  No, pick me!
  I'm awesome; pick me!
  Okay, I'm a wrong answer...
  I'm the right answer!
  If you want to get a 100% pick me!
  I'm another wrong answer...
  If you want to get this right then pick me!
  Don't listen to them; I'm the answer :)

Complete the sequence: red, orange, yellow, green, blue,____

  Purple
  Purple
  Purple
  Purple
  Purple
  Purple
  Purple
  Purple
  Pink

Solve as the top is 1 and the bottom is 8.

  The answer is number 7.
  The answer is either 4 or 6.
  I am the answer.
  The answer is either 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,or 8.
  The answer is either 3 or 8.
  The answer is either 1 or 2.
  The answer is either 1, 3, 5, or me (7).
  I am not the answer.

Which is the coolest smiley?

  :)
  :D
  :P
  =P
  =p
  8)
  8D
  :]
  This is an opinion question!

Which is the saddest smiley?

  :(
  :[
  :{
  8(
  :/
  :
  =(
  Saddest smile? That doesn't make sense!
  Again, this is an opinion question!

What is 9+10?

  19. I'm a nerd!
  21
  100
  99
  1308947
  9812718
  1234567890
  The square root of 19.
  The square of 19.

On a scale from 1-10 (1=Horrible 10=Awesome), how awesome are you?

  1-2
  3-4
  5
  6
  7, but always strive for the best!
  8-9
  10
  10.0000000000000000001
  INFINITY!

Now just pick a random answer.

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