1)
When a crazy random, comes up to you amd takes your house keys, yells at you and says 'How many dogs do you have?!?!' Do you:
Punch him in the face and take the next bus to the police station
Slowley...step...away...
Give him your car keys, take your motocycle and drive to the moon
Call Spongebob and Patrick and let the dude keep your keys, while riding on a motocycle with blue and bright red sunglasses, and tell him to hop on the back cause their going to the RSVPA!
2)
How many pizzas can you eat, blindfolded while screaming the alphabet backwords!!!???!?
None?
Like, FIVE. (Whisperes LIKE A BOSS!)
TWO, and a HALF.
Depends on the day. And the size of the pizza...
Well, Im pretty normal...sooo... Im gonna say none. Yeah, none.
3)
QUICK: two crocodiles from Australia come up to you and EAT YOUR FACE OFFF. What do you do!
I think I would scream
Grab my basooka and shoot them both in the head, before they step anywhere NEAR this face! Yeah, I got MADDD skillz.
Umm....youve just givin me life long nightmares...
Kick them where it hurts.
4)
5)
If you could be anyone in the world, who would it be?
Spongebob.
Patrick.
You. (Blushes)
Your sisters, boyfriends, uncles, neighbours, dogs, bffs, owners, brothers, pet pig.
A movie star! (Unless you mean spongebob, then YAWN)
6)
If you could be ANY peice of furnature, what would it be?!?!
Stairs
A DECKCHAIR. (Thousands of loud bombing sounds just explode in the background, then a duck flys by, just to show its intense)
Um, a table?
A couch, cause, its a couch. (Really, you want to see peoples buts in your faces? Okay... Your choice though$
Uh, none. Im good thanks....
7)
So you think your intense.
Uh, thats not realy a question...
Yes. (More explosions cause that amswer was way to cool for this universe)
No, uh i mean, yes?
Shrugs. I dont know
Sighs. What is life? Is it good, tis it bad?
No.
8)
.........3.........
Again, thats not a question.
Shakes head at first answer. They no NOTHING....shakes head again.
Hmm. I agree
NO!!! Crys, crys, crys...
Yes.
9)
What do you think INTENSE means?
To be ME!
To always go over the top, and be loud, intriging, and well quit intense. (Inspirational! Claps, claps, claps!)
Of extreme force, or strength. Or so my best friend says so. (What is your best friend like a dictonary? You: sighs...)
Intense, there are bo words...but it means to be rad, cool and crazay!
10)
Why are you taking this quiz?
To prove that i am intense
Cause im boared
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Can you speed this up, plz. I gotta go take my waterbottle to motocylce training, where doing wheelies today, and the llama hates it when where late for new tricks... (ill be there.)
Cause im intense and i wanna see if this quiz is acruate.