Are carpets sentient?

  Yes
  No
  Maybe
  Yes, but laminated floors arent
  Obviously

How many rules are there in carpet politics

  0
  1
  2
  10
  42
  Any number you want

Name one easy way to exploit carpet politics

  Put a carpet hat on
  Put carpet hats on all your friends too
  Bribe some carpets
  Exploit the very little though out rules of carpet politics
  Any way you want. Varies by location

When you are making up some carpet politics, do you?

  Smoke a cigarette
  Eat so many sweets you have to stop to be sick
  Eat so many sweets you be sick all over your new Carpet Politics
  I don't make carpet politics
  I dunno, I'm an idiot remember?

Is this test amazing?

  Yes
  No
  I wouldn't know, I'm an idiot.....

Approximately how many carpets are found living together?

  However many humans put them together
  Around 200
  Between 20 and 60
  When are you gonna catch on that I'm an idiot?

When you answer the question than call yourself am idiot...

  Ok
  I AM AN IDIOT AND I AM PROOOUUUDDDDD

If you were to become am carpet, would you?

  Become a leading carpet politician
  Become a mastermind behind the scenes of Carpet Politics
  Doesn't matter, carpets arent sentient, so I would just sit there
  Whatever humans made me do
  Protest for carpet rights
  Still an idiot.....

Filler Question!!!

  Wow this filler question is pretty filling
  Why would you have a filler question?
  I'm an idiot.
  I want free points