Do you think villagers are smart?

  No! There dumber than a sack of rocks!
  YA! There smart.
  Sometimes...

Do villagers trade good stuff?

  All the time!
  Sometimes.Othertimes there terrible.
  No! They are very bad with giving out good stuff!

Do villagers walk off one block suspended in the air or over lava?

  Not all the time.
  Yes!All the stinking time!
  Not at all. They never walk off.

I ran out of stuff.

  OK. I understand.
  This was a complete waste of time!

At least finish the test!

  I will!
  No,you b***ch!

Ok.hows life?

  Ok.thanks for asking.
  None of your business!

I have a dog.

  Me to!
  I like cats!
  I like other!
  I DON'T CAAAAARRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!

Ok. See you later!

  Ok, bye!
  Get out of here!

Number 1,thanks! Number 2, YOU D**M F****R!!!

  Your welcome!
  (Left)