How cute is this kitten?

  That's not even a kitten.
  Cute, but that's not what matters.
  ADORABLE!!!
  Ugly, like a pile of poop waiting to be flushed!

How about this one?

  IDK, they look pretty similar. It's cute.
  Aw, what a cute face.
  It's a nice-looking cat.
  That's the same one!!!

Those were two pictures of my cat, Levi.

  I thought so.
  Awww, your cat is so cute!
  REALLY?!?!?!
  Nice name. Is it short for Levitticus?

What is the species name for a domestic cat?

  What's a species?
  Felis catus or Felis domesticus.
  KITTY CATTUS!!!
  Felinius cattus.

Your cat peed on your bed.

  EEEEW! Throw it outside!
  Change his litter. He's telling you that he doesn't want to use his dirty litter box.
  Clean it up and yell at your cat.

How do you pick your cats?

  By their cuteness! I will only buy little kittens.
  By their friendliness. I don't care about the age.
  By their breed. I will only take a purebred cat, regardless of its age or disposition.

Where would you get a cat?

  From a pet store! Cute kittens galore!
  From an animal shelter, where cats that really need a home can be found.
  From a breeder.

Which is the most likely scenario?

  You bring your new cat home and set up a safe place for it, away from the rest of the house.
  You bring home your cat without a carrier and buckle its seat belt. You can't wait to dress it up!
  You play with your cat while driving it home and forget to feed it until the next morning.

Do you think you know a lot about cats?

  Nah, I just took this quiz because I'm bored.
  I don't know anything about cats! What's a cat?
  I feel like I know a lot about cats.