How much do you weigh?

  Less than five pounds.
  Five to thirty pounds.
  Thirty to eighty pounds.
  Over eighty pounds.

Are you a human being?

  Yes
  No

Do you have wings or feathers?

  No! Are you crazy?
  Yes, I have giant eagle wings and stuff.
  I have feathers.

Do you like birds?

  Sort of, I like to look at them.
  YEAH!!! I love birds! I have ten billion pet birds and I've memorized every species in the world!
  No, I hate them. Lousy poop-dropping things.

Do you believe you are capable of flying?

  Yes! Anything is possible!
  No. Are you nuts? No human can fly.
  Eh... maybe. If the birds can do it, why can't I try? (Me: cause you'll crack your head open, smart one.)

Do you own a jet pack?

  Yeah, but it's made of Styrofoam and tinfoil.
  Yes.
  No! Do those even exist?
  What the heck is a jet pack?

Which scene is more likely to happen to you?

  You step off the cliff an spread your arms. A light breeze carries you off into the sunset.
  You step off the cliff and spread your arms. You fall to your death, smashing into pieces on the rocks below.
  You step off the cliff and spread your arms. For a moment you glide in the breeze, but you fall to the rocks below after a few seconds.
  You step off the cliff and turn on your jet pack. You soar into the clouds.

What type of environment do you live in?

  On top of a high mountain.
  Underwater.
  In the middle of a flat, dull desert.
  Underground.

How do you think you did on this quiz?

  Badly. I told the truth and therefore I can not fly.
  I lied a lot, so I should get a good score.
  OK? I mostly told the truth...