What Do You Do If A Goblin Runs Up To You?

  Draw My Doughnut And Hit Him With It!
  Throw A Rock At Him!
  Draw My Silver Sword And Chop His Head Off!
  Run Away Screaming!

When You've Done Whatever You Did To Him, Another Goblin Runs Up Too You. What Do You Do?

  Draw My Doughnut And Hit Him With It!
  Throw A Rock At Him!
  Draw My Silver Sword And Chop His Head Off!
  Run Away Screaming!

You've Killed That Goblin. Now Theres A Few People, What Do You Do?

  Draw My Doughnut And Hit Them!
  Run Away!
  Draw My Silver Sword And Chop Their Heads Off!
  Say Hello!

You Make A BonFire, You Fall Asleep In The Cave Next To The Fire, You Wake Up And See A Minotaur In The Distance, What Do You Do?

  Draw My Doughnut And Hit Him With It!
  Throw A Rock At Him!
  Draw My Silver Sword And Chop His Head Off!
  Run Away Screaming!
  Stay In Your Cave!

Your Walking And You See A Castle, What Do You Do?

  Eat Your Doughnut!
  Shout, HELP MEH, HELP MEH!!!!
  Go Back In Your Cave!
  Run Away Screaming!

Theres A Bunch Of Elves In Your Way Fighting A Bunch Of Goblins. What Do You Do?

  Ignore Them!
  Throw A Rock At Them All! MWHAHAHAHAHA!

Now You Walk Back To Your Cave. You See A Ogre In The Cave. What Do You Do?

  Ignore It!
  Throw A Rock At Him!
  Draw My Silver Sword And Chop His Head Off!

Now You Wake Up, It Was All A Dream, Thank God! What Do You Do Now?

  TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR DREAM!
  Do A Poo And Throw It A Your Sister!
  Draw My Silver Sword And Chop You Hamster Head Off!

Now Your At School, What Do You Do?

  Eat Your Maths Book!
  Do Your Work!

Your Back Home. What Do You Do?

  Dream The Same Dream!
  Commit Suicide!