1)
Why are you taking this test?
I'm bored.
I feel sick.
I just don't wanna go to school.
I honestly don't even know why I'm taking this quiz. meh.
2)
Do you have a rash? (as in an itchy red patch of skin that burns or worse lmao)?
Nope.
YES HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Maybe...
Yup.
3)
Are you running a temperature? As in, does your thermometer tell you that your temperature is above 96?
Uh... yeah.
Yes.
No.
Just barely.
4)
5)
Are you vomiting or having any feeling of nausea?
Yes.
DEFINETLY. I just threw up on my computer screen.
No...
Where are you going with this?
6)
Do you feel too hot under a blanket but too cold outside of one?
Yes.
No.
Still, I don't see your point?
7)
Do you just feel too hot or cold under any circumstances?
Yup.
Nope.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS
8)
Are any parts of your body cooler or warmer than other parts or are numb?
Yes.
No.
I still don't get the freaking point of this.
9)
Do you have any unusual bleeding or bruises?
Yup.
Nooooooo.
10)
Does it hurt to pee or is your pee an abnormal color?
No.
Yeah... But this test is getting weird.
11)
Are your fingernails falling off?
Yes.
No.
Well, my finger hurts a bit... lmao.
12)
Do you have any toe fungus lmao
IDEK.
no.....
yeah...
IM NOT TELLING YOU
13)
Is your stomach swollen? this may be a sign of internal bleeding.
Yes.
No.
14)
Did you forget to get any annual/ seasonal vaccinations?
Yes.
No.
15)
Did you forget to take daily medications or prescriptions? If so, I highly suggest rereading the instructions to see if it's too late to take them now. Or call your doctor.
Yup.
Nope.
16)
Are your reflexes no longer working or are your limbs going limp?
Yes.
Not a chance.
17)
Be honest. How much candy/sweets/soda/chips do you eat a day? NOTE: IF YOU DRINK MORE THAN 1/2 A GALLON OF SODA EVERYDAY, STOP NOW. IT HAS BEEN KNOWN TO KILL PEOPLE.
none except for on weekends.
a LOT.
not much. maybe 3 peices of candy, a bag of chips, a small soda.
just candy.
just chips.
just soda.
none. ever. (o_0)
a lot of pizzzzzzzzza
18)
What is your favorite food group?
Dairy.
Fruit/Veggies.
Oils and Sugars.
Meat.
Grain.
Calcium and Minerals.
Vitamins.
19)
Are you allergic to anything?
NOTHING! I am a superhuman.
1 or 2 things.
3 to 5 things.
6-8+ things.
ALMOST EVERYTHING KNOWN TO MAN. I LIVE IN A PLASTIC BUBBLE.
20)
Is your hair or skin abnormally oily?
Well, they're oily, but that's regular for me.
YES. this is NOT normal for me -.-
Nope.
21)
Do you see things that can't be happening? (hallucinating)?
No.
Yes... but it could be a mirage.
DEFINETLY
22)
Are you dizzy or feeling faint/weak?
No.
Not really. Maybe a little.
Yes.
23)
Any coughing, sore throat, mucus, runny nose, sneezing?
Yup.
Nope.
24)
Did you recently overdose on any medications (prescribed, cough meds, asprin)?
I think, maybe.
Definetly.
No... I don't think so.
I haven't recently taken any meds.
