DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?

  This is a question.
  Yes we do.
  Rainbows (Me: Welcome aboard)
  Weirdo

Rainbows.

  Yes.
  Probably
  Rainbows
  Weirdo

Hello, Matthew. Yes, you.

  My name isn't Matthew...
  OMG FREAK SHOW HI
  Rainbows
  Weirdo

Brainpower...fading

  I'll give you some of mine! (Me: :0 My hero!)
  Chair
  Rainbows
  Weirdo

Linoleum roofing

  Obviously
  That's not a question
  Rainbows
  Weirdo

I play the piano

  Awesomeness
  Still not a question
  Rainbows
  Weirdo (Me:I hate you)

Did you like this test? Will not count towards score.

  Yes!
  Hate it! :(
  Rainbows
  Weirdo

I will now score you on how many marks you want.

  None
  One
  Two
  Three
  Four
  Five
  Six
  Rainbows!
  This is pointless. (And so are you!)

Always be

  Happy
  Toast
  Rainbows
  I hate this quiz