1. whenever a crzy man is angry, how do you calm him down?

  tell him/her to shut up
  walk away laughing
  tell them to listen to you as you try to calm them down
  throw candy at him/her
  tell him/her how great life is and how special they really are
  try to become friends with him/her by reasoning with him/her
  cry with him/her in a sarcastic way
  mock him/her from the way he/she cries
  tell him/her how cool it would be to go to church

2. how do you calm a crazy mad psycho down?

  pretend to be stupid
  talk to him as he listens
  fake an injury
  tell him how good life can be without anger
  punch yourself for even going near him!!
  listen to his problems
  cry out of fear
  act like a statue
  walk away like you are the crazy one

where can you find them crazy nasty and dumb criminals?

  on the streets
  in prison
  in your house
  in a hospital bed
  on tv
  on halloween
  in your car
  under your bed
  in an airplane

how do you catch a crazy person while he is mad?

  throw rocks at him
  tackle him
  pretend to be scared of him
  karate kick him in the face

how can you tell if someone is mad?

  he is crying
  he is sneezing
  if he/she is talking

a or b? should people be crazy?

  a. yes
  b. no

true or false. a crzy person cares about everything

  true
  false

true or false. all are crazy

  false
  true

a or b. should we all be mean?

  a. yes
  b. no