You just escaped jail and the popos are after u where do you go

  CANDY LAND!!
  the mall
  the police head quarters to turn myself in
  my house
  to h#ll with me.......BLAM
  A barn

You can only take one thing with you what will it be

  dog
  my trusty spoon, very effective for slow painfull murders
  book
  knife
  myself
  I DON'T NEED ANYTHING I'M IN CANDY LAND!

What will be your disguise name

  Phillip phil philington
  james smith
  I DON'T NEED A DISGUISE NAME IM IN CANDY LAND
  garry Wilson the third

You get away from the cop and get to your destination but someone who knows that you went to jail said that you went to jail what do you do

  deny it
  run away
  kill everyone with my trusty spoon
  FOR GODS SAKE EVERYONE IS NICE IN CANDY LAND

You get away but cops are on every street what do you do

  go beast mode on them with my spoon
  i just peed myself
  WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKIN THESE STUPID QUESTIONS WHEN IM IN CANDY LAND
  Hide in a box
  Get plastic surgery
  hide in a dark ally

A cop finds you what do you do

  brutally murder him with my spoon
  ask if he has read Shakespeare
  WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THERE NOT BEING COPS IN CANDY LAND
  kik him in da balls

The cop grabs you and puts hand cuffs on you what do u do

  SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
  let him arrest me
  fidget
  scream for mercy and claim that your saitan

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WAFFLES

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  WAFFLES