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Can you conquer the world?
This test can show you if you can conquer the world! Be ready for the questions, and do your best!
First of all, do you think you can conquer the world?
Duh, yeah! Been there, done that.
I'll need some help...maybe a friend.
NO WAY IN HECK
Okay, so you've assembled an army. Which country do you invade first?
America, obviously. If it falls, they all fall.
Madagascar. Case closed.
You have to choose one weapon to use while invading. What do you choose?
Nuclear bombs, duh.
Probably a pistol, or something like that.
A katana. Hey, if you want Japan you need to use Japanese weapons, right?
TINKER BELL'S FAIRY DUST
Would you have a friend with you to help you?
HECK NO I WORK ALONE
Friends give you support, so yes, I would
I'm not sure...wait, friends? What evil mastermind has friends?
Who cares. I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
Fast forward 30 years or so, and you've lost the war. What do you do to your minions?
Kill them all. They should've fought harder.
Make them my servants. At least I can still live in comfort.
Set them free. They deserve it after fighting he long war.
Why do you want to take over the world?
CUZ I CRAVE POWER
To save the world's economy.
Who cares? I already lost...
THIS TEST WAS ABOUT BEING EVIL??? (Me: GET OUT OF HERE NOW!"
TO SAVE PIXIE HOLLOW FROM FREEZING OVER (Me: GET THE HECK OUT!!!"
(THIS IS A VERY CRUCIAL QUESTION:)
How would you win a war?
Drop nuclear bombs everywhere and rise from the rubble to form a new world!
Send in an Air Force to bomb the place, then send in ground troops to demand surrender.
Send in all our troops. We must succeed!!
Hang on, I was never told about any troops. I just have a dog.
BLURPLE (Me: DID I NOT TELL YOU TO GET OUT OF HERE???)
Alright, so you've won the war. What now?
Put all people into slavery and force them to work for me for their entire lives.
Choose a select few to become you and your friends personal servants.
Kill everyone. You don't need them.
Continue life as usual.
BLURP- (Me: GEEETTT OOOOUUUUUTTT!!!!!)
Did you like this test? (Will not effect score)
Kinda in the middle
Are you ready for your results?
GIVE ME MY RESULTS BEFORE I DESTROY THE WORLD
I'm ready, let's do dis!
Not at all. I know I sucked.
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