1)
How often do you think of your fridge?
All the time. Work, school, going out...it's always on my mind.
Only when I'm hungry. So that'd be...12 times a day??
When I go to sleep, or in the middle of the night.
Why would I think of that piece of garbage??
Whenever I walk past it. I'm like: dayuum, that's a fine piece o' plastic.
2)
What is your favourite part of your fridge?
Its cool, smooth edges...
The cold interior. Good for hiding bodies.
Uh...the food?
That buzzing noise it makes whenever I open the door.
How it glows at night, illuminating the kitchen.
3)
How would you describe your fridge?
Fridgy.
Smooth and elegant. Soft curves and a magnificent sheen.
Stained, old and unlovable.
An appliance or compartment which is artificially kept cool and used to store food and drink.
Bright and electric.
4)
5)
Fill in the blanks: "_____ is love. _____ is life."
Food.
...the universe???
FRIDGE.
Shrek! *snickers suspiciously*
This question is stupid. *throws brick*
6)
How does a fridge work?
It runs on the magical rainbow dreams of little children.
Electricity...duh.
It converts O2 in the air to CO2 by way of a hydrolysis reaction which triggers the combustion of multiple polymonomer molecules which science science science science i dont know what im doing science science blah blah...
Do I look like a fridge engineer?!
It's warm on the outside, cold on the inside. Like me. *sniffs*
7)
If you were on a date with your fridge, where would you go?
A restaurant dinner, a movie, then a roll under the stars.
What idiot would take their fridge on a date?
The repairman's. That piece of garbage won't stop buzzing.
Nowhere. Every time I walk past it's a date. *combs hair*
An electricity generator. Keep it up and running, ya know?
8)
What is inside your fridge?
Mouldy cheese, curdled milk, and a lot of fungus. I NEED A NEW FRIDGE.
An endless expanse of lovable, cooly goodness.
FOOD, GLORIUS FOOD!
Who can really say? Fridges are mysterious things...
Decomposing things... *flashes weapon* You got a problem with that??
9)
If you devoted a song to your fridge, what would that song be called?
Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! (hah, you just got rick-rolled *flips birdie*)
Just Eat It.
Food, glorius food!
Cocomo.
Why would I sing to my fridge? DO I LOOK LIKE A NUT TO YOU?!?!
10)
How would you decorate your fridge?
Sparkly stickers and magnetic letters.
Nothing. My fridge is perfect the way it is.
Post-it notes, timetables, and appointment notifications.
With the organs of my enemies.
Fluffy pink lingerie.
11)
What will be stuck in your head for the next 12 hours?
Your beautiful fridge's smooth, metallic complexion.
Jessica Black screeching "IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY..."
The humiliation of being rick-rolled. AGAIN.
This is a song that never ends. it goes on and on my friends. Somebody, started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because... (repeat)
The Game. *flips birdie again*
