Do you prefer cats or dogs?

  Cats
  Dogs
  Both!
  Dogs are cute but cats I have to say
  Cats are cute but dogs I have to say
  Other?
  I can't answer this question it's hard for me to think of which is better

Why do you like cats?

  Because their cute and their fuzzy and they're awesome and I want one and their so small an cute and I want one and-
  Ahem, dogs. *walks away*
  Because they are fuzzy
  Because they are cute and a good pet
  Because the adults are awesome! I swear! (My cat, me as in the maker of this test, actually caught a humming bird! :0)
  Aww the kittens are so small and adorable!!!
  All of the above except 2.
  Same as 7 but I'm not including 1 either... That guy is kinda creepy

Are you allergic?

  No! I'd die if I were!
  ^ kinda creepy... Also I am and I don't want them near me! Dogs rule!
  ^gtfo, I do, sadly, I don't want the risk of having them near me but I will always hold them in my heart
  I do! Wait I'm not getting married? Whoops, I do, I don't want the risk of them near me though.
  I don't but I'm not a fan of them though
  I don't and I love em, I'm proud of it!
  Umm... Mayonnaise... ...I'm not a fan of cats but I don't wan to be allergic

How many cats do you have?

  My bank? Pfft! I have so many and my bank is so empty I have some of my cats in the bank!
  Uhh... I'm scared now because of that last question... I'm gonna go now... P.S DOGS DOGS DOGS
  5+, I own
  5+, me and my other own
  2+ I own
  2+, me and my other
  1 and under.
  1 and under, I wish I had more!
  ...why would I have them?

IM PURPLE IM SO B- I mean, what is the saddest part about cats

  Losing them
  Them catching birds
  Them- HEY CAT STOP CLAWING MY TABLE!!!
  Having them.
  All but 3 and 4... WOW 4 so cold!

You have a kitten and you are taking it to the vet, your neighbors dog wants to attack, what do you do?

  PFFFT AHAHAHAHAHA DOG ATTACK! PLEASE! It's already dead if it wants my kitten.
  Carry it into the car.
  Oww my legs! It's for you cat!
  B please! RESEDGULE!
  DROP THE CAT AND. RUN
  Just ask the neighbor to move his dog... God is that so hard?

Mustard

  Maybe
  Spanish class
  What is with these filler questions?! Can we just continue with the test?!

I SAID MUSTARD!

  Okay Jesus!
  I got a C for cats in Spanish class
  Oh god it's alive!!!

Final question, be honest is the first answer to non filler questions actually kinda creepy

  I sleep with my cats... WITH ME!!!
  Yes...
  Not really