Why are you taking this quiz?

  'Cuz i'm a unicorn!!!!!!! (me: OMIGOSH! me too!)
  I thought it looked like fun!
  YAAAAAAY! u r asking me a question!!!!!!!!!!
  I wanted to see if it's as stupid as it looks. DUH! (me: :( Wow. you seem like a nice person.)

DO U LIKE WAFFLES??????

  YEAH I LIKE WAFFLES!
  Yep. but I prefer pancakes. (me: *slaps forehead* You just ruined the whole song.)
  MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB!!!!!!!!!!! oh. sorry. what did you say??
  NO!!!!!! (me: You're just a little ray of sunshine, aren't you. -_-#)

Plooglemeelckremkle?

  Splopleglopsloupklop!!!
  huh?
  tweeeeeeedleplopglop!
  .................You are weird. (me: THANK YOU!!!!!)
  Lakjdjwjehejdklq!!!!!
  peowirjejejwjwjqiqsoie.

Unicorns are intelligent. Solve this.

  three is wrong.
  this is the right answer.
  five is right.
  half of me is wrong.
  this is the wrong answer.
  eight is wrong.
  seven is right.
  seven is right.

Rainbows and glitter?

  I love rainbows!
  YAAAAAAY!
  I barf rainbows and glitter!!!!!!!!
  monkey farts.
  cool.

Qldjdjeehehciwwkle?

  okay.
  okay
  okay
  okay
  okay
  okay
  okay
  okay
  okay

Pacrne cylobu ka pufnwilcromrpn?

  no.
  Huh?
  YES! I AM!
  what?
  monkey farts.
  kwjiqoq oapoawjjq oaowjwjdbs
  maybe.
  please use English.
  palakwwk kak kwnwdnfnc jslasjwjip!!!!!

What would you say if I told you that you are Potato?

  I am????????? I had no idea I was a vegetable.
  Soup?
  Okay.................
  THANK YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE TOO! (me: you're welcome!)
  Nail polish.
  NO I AM NOT! (me: why are you being so mean to yourself!)
  YOU ARE SOOOOOOO MEAN!

This awoseme setnecne is about unicorns. Do you argee?

  why do you care what I think.
  I agree.
  yes.
  I like pie.
  I totally argee!
  maybe.
  no.

Do you like the TV show "My Little Pony"?

  It's okay. The characters are cute, but the plot of the show is a bit cheesy.
  YES! Pinkie pie is my fave character! (me: me too!)
  I used to LOVE that show.
  OMG! THAT SHOW IS MY LIFE! I even learned how to draw all the characters!
  I hate that show. It is so boring and stupid. (me: well I had a wonderful time watching that show, thank you very much.)
  Uh-huh!

Do you know the muffin man?

  I used to love that song when I was little.
  no.
  maybe.
  YES!

Fill in the blanks: Potato? ________! Tomahto? _______! Unicorn? ________!

  Potahto, Tomato, Llama.
  NO!
  I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
  Monkey, Potato, Awesome.
  Unicorn, Unicorn, Unicorn.
  Cheese, Penguin, Apple.