Do you like badgers?

  YES best animal ever
  OMG so cute
  I want one so much
  No I s p a- n k them (aren't you ashamed?)

What do you do if a badger enters in your house?

  Adopt him and kick your dog / cat
  Say OMG how cute
  cuddles
  s p a- n k him (aren't you ashamed?)

You decided to adopt the badger and he poop and pee everywhere

  Put some diapers on him
  Congratulate him
  drink and eat pee & poop
  Blame your sister / mother / father
  s p a- n k him (aren't you ashamed?)

You go to bed and he wants to sleep with you

  OMG so cute
  Leave the bed and sleep on the floor
  cuddles
  s p a- n k him (aren't you ashamed?)

What is your favourite person?

  Badger
  Badger
  Badger
  Badger s p a- n k e r (aren't you ashamed?)

The next day you are at school and badger suddenly pop out of your bag

  OMG so cute interrupt class and everyone thinks you (your badger) are amazing
  your teacher scream and flee class
  you are fired for inappopriate behaviour
  s p a- n k him (aren't you ashamed?)

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  OMG I LAUGH SO MUCH
  SO CUTE!!!!!!! *poop*
  cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles
  s p a- n k s p a- n k s p a- n k s p a- n k s p a- n k s p a- n k s p a- n k s p a- n k s p a- n k s p a- n k (aren't you ashamed?)

What do you do if you see someone s p a- n k i n g
a badger?

  OMG K I. L L HIM WITH FIRE (Did you know that nerdtest is so outrageous that I lost 15 minutes to find out that the K I .L L word was censored?)
  Tell him to stop because it is not nice
  Send an army of badgers to k i. l l him
  Go with him and s p a- n k the badger (aren't you ashamed?)

What should be the annual fund to save badgers?

  $1,000,000,000,000
  $10,000,000,000,000
  $100,000,000,000,000
  $0 but $1,000,000,000,000,000 if it's to s p a- n k badgers (aren't you ashamed?)