You are mining when you hear a growl what do you do?

  Runnnnnnn
  Shiver but move on
  KILL it how dare it growl at you?
  Scream for help

You actually look into an Endermans eyes! What do you do?!!!!!

  Put on a pumpkin
  Kill it!!!!!!!!! NYANNNNNNN CATTTTT SLASH!
  Screammmmm

You die what do you do??!!!!

  Rage quit!!??!!!!
  Respawn and Make new stuff! NYAN CRAFT!!!!
  Call the police

You see a diamond!

  NYAN USE PIXAXE BREK
  Faint
  Do you like my sword sword

Right before you can mine the diamond pickax broke

  RAGe Quit for the last timmmmmeeeeee!
  NYAN MADDDDD (barfs pink fluffy barf balls)
  Arggggggg!(tears hair out smashes screen)

You die again!

  NYAN RESPAN!
  RAgeeeee qqqqquuuiiiit
  Arggggggggggg

You keep finding coal... hooray

  NYAN HATE COAL
  Ragggggreer qqqqquuuuiiittt
  Ugggnnnn

You die again

  NYAN BLOE UP CAV
  Rade qit
  To the Mine Movel (ther is none)

You blow yourself up the end

  NYAN NYAN NYAN ah TACO CAt!!!
  I give up
  Rage qit