NerdTests.com Test: Which pokedex holder are you most like?

If you have not read the pokemon manga books, then go get them all and read your eyeballs off that head of yours before you take this test or you won't understand much, i guarantee it. I don't have Yellow in this, because I couldn't see her as more than an article of Snow White. WAY too dark for a test rated E for everyone. To help you understand who you will be rated based on if you choose all the answers to only one category, Red is all the first answers, Green is all the second, Blue is third, and so on. It's my first time making one of these test, so I'm sorry if it's a little or a lot messed up. Sue me. :P

If you could have one of any superpower, what would it be?

I'd be Thor, but I pretty much already am.
The power to spontaneously track Red. (It's important. You can't trust him alone.)
To drag EVERY SHOPPING MALL TO MY DOORSTEP!
To have a really loud voice so I can run into the most quiet store in town and scream "TROLLLLLLL! IN THE DUNGEON!!!"
To be able to prevent Gold from aggravating nurse Joy with his "love expertise".
To know EVERYTHING!!!
To beautify a dead fish from a sewer!
To communicate with aminals!
To do my buisness outside in peace. WHY MUST EVERYTHING BE SO DIFFICULT?!

Who's your dream girl/boy?

One that doesn't mind doing all the work.
One that likes staying up on New Years Eve.
One that can CARRY ALL DA SHOPPING BAGS!
I just want a sandwich.
Wait, what?
One that can teach me how to eat a Magicarp.
One that has never seen my bedroom.
I want a nerd.
What kind of test is THIS?! I didn't come here to talk about LOVE!

If you could ask anyone any question, what would it be?

How are you with surgery? See, I have this mole, here, and...
Why is my poop green?
When will the chinchilla eat the earth?.
Who's ALLISON?!
Why did i see my dad and mom...
Would I look bad if I wore makeup?
MOM!!! I NEED GLITTER!!!
Why do I need a reason for EVERYTHING?!
I like trains.

When you travel through time, what are you thinking?

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH MEEEEEEE!
Were cavemen cannibals?
Will my bikini be lame in 2050?
IMANA RIDE A DINOSAUR!!!
Pollution...
YYYYYYEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!
FUTURISTIC BUNNIES!!!
Where are the dogs?
ALRIGHT, WHERE'S THE CREATOR OF MCDONALDS?!

What's bad weather to you?

*Shrugs*
To make a long story short, I once saw the top half of a house get lifted like a swing dancer.
The mall. Was covered. In snow.
Well this one time I was in the bath tub, and my toy boat went down the drain. So when my dad found out, I was coming home from school and I saw this little mushroom cloud above my house!
Oh, I'll show YOU bad weather!
I SAW A METEOR HIT MY DOG.
My town got flooded by three feet of yesterday's lunch.
...A hurricane?
My power went out and I had to READ.

What was your reaction when your school nurse defined "growing up"?

I threw up on this kid. Later, he dumped cabbage stew on my head in a bucket that smelled a little like tacos.
I listened. End of story.
I was all like, oh my god... nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
GOVERNMENT!!! POLICE!!! AUTHORITIES!!! HALP!!!
I didn't have school. In your face.
Oh, that was sooooooo cool!
Do tell...
WHAAAAAAT???
I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!

What's the weirdest thing you've ever searched on Google?

What is logic?
I hate it when I'm making a milkshake and boys/girls show up in my yard.
Why do eagles live more commonly in Canada that in the U.S.A?
ME HATE LAUNDRY!!!
I hate it when Gold comes in while I'm looking things up.
Pictures of magicarp wearing swim team suits.
Why don't fish blink?
Why does Siri not obey my every command?!
Isn't Star Trek REALLY old?

Harry Potter or Twilight, and why?

But if I answer, I'll lose half of my fans!
Twilight. Because vampires aren't seen in Harry Potter.
<3 Drarry <3 Wait, what was the question?
I CURSE THY! I CURSE THY'S NAME! THOU SHALL REGRET TAKING MY BURRITO!!!
Twilight, I don't know why. It's just better.
Harry Potter. Because I'm living as a "third wheel or package deal".
Both, I guess. I never really watched either.
I watched both. I loved both. End of story.
*Asleep*

If you stayed up until 4:00 in the morning, what would you be doing?

Sleeping?
Watching soap operas.
OH NO. You will NEVER catch me without beauty sleep! NEVER!
HAVING A LOBSTER PARTY! What do you mean, "What's a lobster party?" WHERE DO YOU LIVE, UNDER A ROCK?!
I dunno. I probably wouldn't even do that.
Translating Pikachu. OBViously.
WHY IS THE DIRT DIRTY?!
I might come up with a classic bad pun.
Meh.

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Now that I can force you to think about it, would you rather watch 10 hours of cat yoga, or listen to nyan cat for 10 hours?

NYAN CAT!!!
CAT YOGA!!!
I'll never betray Happy Cow.
Psh. I INVENTED annoyance! This is nothing... oh no! I CAN'T DO THIS! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!!! WAHAAAAAA!!!
Cat yoga impresses me. Nyan cat is enough to annoy Gold, so I'd never survive it.
Mehhhhh... I guess Nyan cat.
NEITHER. I HATE THEM BOTH.
I love them both and I want to take them right now... Wait... I GTG!
What.

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