Which do you prefer?

  Eating cheese
  Eating fruit (betrayer)
  Reading (lol)
  Video games

What is your favorite food?

  Watermelon
  Green beans
  Cheese
  Spray mayonaise (WTF)

What would have to be happening for you to stop eating your cheese?

  Earthquake
  Volcanic eruption
  Zombie apocalypse
  Dropping a book on your foot

How would you protect your cheese in an emergency?

  Under your bed
  In a very safe safe
  In your hand
  Down your pants

What's my favorite television program?

  Mickey Mouse
  Bubbleguppies
  Modern Family
  The Middle

Which kind of cheese has holes in it?

  Swiss
  Cheddar
  Mozzarella
  Pepper jack

What is my favorite cheese?

  Cheddar
  Provolone
  American
  Brie

This test is stupid isn't it?

  Ya
  Yes sir
  Si
  No :)

What is 1+1?

  11
  2
  Window
  4