1)
How old are you?
13 and under
14-16
17-21
22-30
31-50
50 and up
2)
What gender are you?
Male
Female
Transgender
Undecided
Other
3)
What education do you have?
Primary/Elementary
Middle school
High school
Some college, no degree
College, degree
Masters degree
Doctorate degree
4)
5)
How long do you use the computer per day (not for work or homework)?
Less than an hour.
1-2 hours.
3-5 hours.
6 hours or more.
I don't use the computer other than for work.
I don't have a computer.
6)
What type of computer do you have?
Windows
Apple/Mac
Linux
Solaris
I don't have a computer.
No preference.
7)
Do you know how much RAM is on your computer right now?
Yeah!
No
What is RAM?
8)
Do you know your IP?
Yes!
No
What is an IP?
9)
How many of these do you own?
Microscope
Telescope
Graphing calculator
Computer
Comic book collection
None
1
2
3
4
All 5!
10)
Who created Star Wars?
Steven Spielberg
Michael Bays
George Lucas
I don't know.
What is that?
11)
Which if these is your favorite movie genre?
Action
Sci-Fi
Romance
Comedy
Horror
Drama
No preference
I don't watch movies.
Other
12)
A black and white movie starts playing on TV.
Eww! Turn it off!
I'd rather watch Breaking Bad...
Sure, why not?
Yeah! Get out the popcorn and snuggies!
13)
Which of these sounds most appealing?
A game with the bros.
Calculus homework! Yeah!
A Doctor Who marathon.
Playing World of Warcraft for a few hours straight.
14)
You come across this problem.
Whaaat?...
I'll skip it.
I'll just look it up.
Better get my calculator!
I already know the answer!
15)
E = mc2?
Energy equals mass times speed of light.
J x kg x 299792458 m/s
Umm, that's the Einstein thing....right?
I don't know.
16)
What's your GPA?
Don't know.
Under 2.90
2.91 to 3.19
3.20 to 3.69
3.70 to 3.89
3.90 to 4.00
4.01 and up.
17)
Which of these IS a real element?
Rohmium
Ununhexium
Polamium
Bohemian
Astamium
18)
It's Friday night! What are you doing?
PARTAY!!!!!
Sleep by 11.
A long night of gaming
Study.
Movie marathon!
Cry.
19)
How many good friends do you have?
1-4
5-8
8+
Forever alone.
Does my stuffed Pikachú count?
20)
How many of your "friends" did you meet at a comic book convention?
1
2-5
All of them.
None of them.
Never been to a comic book convention.
21)
What is the meaning of the universe?
There is none.
To be a good student and get a good job.
To have a family and find true love.
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22)
What is your love life like?
I'm married... So, yeah....
Engaged!
In a relationship
It's complicated
Single and ready to mingle!
Ewwww! Romance is gross!
23)
Which of these sounds most fun?
Marine biologist.
Mathematician
Football player
Teacher
Actor
Director
Lawyer
Pilot
Doctor
24)
Time for some role play!
It's the first day of school, and everyone is excited to see theirs friends. What are you doing?
Talking to friends.
Flirting.
Waiting for class to start
Meeting your new teachers.
Ditching.
25)
Now, the bell rings so you go to class. You see that all the desks are empty. Where do you sit?
Very front! Can't miss anything he says!
Middle, so you can blend in.
Back, so you can text and throw spitballs.
26)
The teacher begins talking. How thorough are your notes?
Write down every word, and color code, highlight, and outline,
Write down a few notes for each paragraph.
A few words on a sloppy bullet list.
Notes? What the heck are those?
27)
You go back to your dorm, knowing you have homework. Also, there is a test next month.
Do all homework thoroughly the second I'm home, then read the textbooks.
Get home, play a game, then do your homework. Maybe crack open a textbook.
Put it off till later, then rush through it.
Do it at breakfast next morning.
There was homework last night?
28)
A month later, the big test arrives. How much studying did you do?
I've been studying the whole month, and read the textbook twice.
I studied a bit for the last two or three days.
Did it all last night.
There was a test?!?!
29)
Have you built a computer?
No
No, but I want to!
Yeah, but it's not good...
Yep! Intel cores, processors and all the food stuff! I'm using it now!
You can build computers?
30)
Phage you coded before?
Yes!
No, but I'll give it a try.
No.
31)
What is your experience using...
...BASIC?
Use it.
Used once.
Heard of it.
What?
32)
...FORTRAN
Use it.
Used it once.
Heard of it.
Huh?
33)
...C++
Use it.
Used it once.
Heard of it.
Hmmm?
34)
...Omega78
Use it.
Heard of it.
Wait, that's not a real thing!
35)
The last book you read?
Fiction
Non-fiction.
Comic book.
Attack on Titan.
I don't read.
36)
Can you obtain a physical copy in 15 seconds of a...
...periodic table.
Yes
No
37)
...graphing calculator
Yes
No
38)
...Comic book collection.
Yes
No
39)
...encyclopedia.
Yes
No
40)
Why did you take this test?
I was bored
I was forced
I wanted to see how nerd I am.
Other.
41)
Did you enjoy this test?
Yes! I want MOAR!!!
Yeah, sure.
No.
Do you really want an answer?
42)
How would you describe yourself?
Not a nerd.
Hopefully not a nerd.
Nerd.
Hardcore nerd.
SUPER ULTRA UBER-NERD KING!!!!
43)
Do you want a second quiz like this?
Yes
Yes.