Would you like to (or have) crush ants pretending you are a giant?

  Yes!
  No!
  I am a ant.
  UNICORNS!!!!

Are you a girl or a boy?

  Girl!
  Boy!
  UNICORNS!!! Me: Ummm.....

Is your bf/gf, bff or any sibling your slave?

  No. I love everyone and value their freedom.
  Yes!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
  UNICORNS!!!
  Everyone is my slave!
  I SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where do you live? Etc. House, box, Public toilets)

  A house!
  A box, i am a hobo.
  In a UNICORN CASTLE!!!!
  In my bed.
  In a evil lair...... (Lightning)
  In a UNICORN!!!!!! Me: Gross!
  In your face.
  In a old medievil castle with dragons and an acid moat and evil minions.
  I cant remember.....

What would be your ideal minion?

  Minions from Dispicable Me!!!
  UNICORNS!!!!!!!! Me: ENOUGH WITH THE UNICORNS!!!!
  A human(s)
  Any animal
  Dragons.
  My parents.
  Bob. Me: NOT BOB!!!
  Anyone.

Do you like to kill things?

  No, thats mean!
  Yes, and its fun.
  Sometimes.
  Depends
  Unicorns???

Do you have evil plans? (Even if they are ridiculous)

  Yes, and you cant read them.
  No, I cant write
  No.
  UNICORNS!!!!!!! Me: >:/

Are you hungry?

  FOR BLOOD!!!!!
  No
  Yes
  IM STARVING!!!
  FOR VICTORY!
  FOR UNICORNS!!!!!!!

What is you ideal evil villain name?

  Evil Person
  My name that i have now
  DEATHBLOODEVILDUDETHATWANTSTORULETHEUNIVERSE!
  UNICORNS!!!