Do you have a crew?

  DUH!
  no... (that depends, will this count?)Me: yes it counts
  yes but they hate me and think im a little stalker.
  no and i never will

Without a calculator when you do 11111111x11111111, what do you get?

  1234567.8
  22222222
  or 12121212

How many friends do you have, that you can name?

  1-5
  6-10
  11-20
  DUH! ALL OF THEM (thinking:im so lying)

Do you get good grades?

  How does this matter?
  yes all A's
  yes all A's and B's
  nope

What is the best way to get attention?

  scream
  sing
  participate
  date every single person i can see

(If you are a girl) What is the best shade of lipgloss
(If you are a guy) What color of hair is cutest??????
1:is girls 2:is guys

  1:pink 2:brown
  1:red 2:black
  1:peach 2:blonde

Do you think you are popular?

  DUH!
  yes kinda
  not really
  not at all

What does Derp really mean?

  I dunno
  Derp
  well duh it means im the best of the best
  its mary popins pickup line (lol)

Lastly are you taking this test for real or have you been lying?

  for real
  lying
  50-50
  why do you care?