1)
You are a babysitter for a family. How long do you want to sit for?
1 hour
2 hours
3 hours
4 hours
Over 5 hours
2)
Who do you sit for, exactly? This SERIOUSLY doesn't count.
The Hesnests
The Smiths
The Bakers
The Davis's
The Moccas
The Trans
3)
Ok. It's the day you babysit. It's only 4:00 in the afternoon, without a cloud in the sky. What do you do with the kids?
Trampoline. It gives great exercise, burns calories, and is fun!
Chalk. Hmmm... But where's sunblock when you need it?
Swing set. I can ask Jennifer about 1st grade while we are swinging!
Movie inside. It's way too hot, and there is ZERO sunblock!
We could go get Root Beer Floats...
4)
5)
On the bike ride Jennifer finds $50 on the ground. Brandan grabs for it and snatches it. Then he kicks Jennifer in the shins. What do you do?
Good bye, Brandon. *kicks in shins*
Take the money and give it to Jennifer. Scold Brandon and tell him you don't want to hear a peep out of him again.
Make Brandan go home.
Throw Brandans helmet on the ground and break it.
6)
Above is the picture of Brandans new Lego structure. When you get home, he wants to throw it off the roof.
Oh. Ok, then....
Wait, WHAT?
So? I throw WATERMELONS off my roof!
Hmmm... I'm intrigued. Tell me more!
Crud. Hez VOILENT!
7)
What do you tell him?
No. Say, how about we have dinner? We can bake, if you want, as well!
Yes. Heck if I care. I'm making dinner.
No. I hate you. Go to your room. *5 seconds later* never mind. What do you want for dinner?
Yes. I love you. Come, child, my MASTER.
8)
For dinner Brandan wants something squirmy and slick, and Jennifer wants something in a tube shape. They also want something juicy. What do you give them?
Brandan: Spaghetti. Jennifer: Ziti. Both: Watermelon
Brandon: hamburger. Jennifer: hot dog. Both: juicy juice
Hmm. They get chickennuggets. Heck if I care.
9)
You decide to watch a movie. What movie do you watch?
Legally Blonde: kids shall be exposed to the COURT!
Maybe, like, Spongebob Squarepants The Movie? Ya know... Something a 1st grader and a 5th grader would like?
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: it's a classic, and the book is great!
The Lego Movie: it shows dedication and work ethic
Frozen! It's my fave! It's... Umm.... Educational?
10)
Halfway through Brandon wants popcorn....
Uh oh. Not THIS KID again!
So?....
Crud! *runs*
He's so... Uh! He is such a dang troublemaker!
Cruddy McCrudderson!
11)
...and he turns on the SUPER DUPER HOT microwave...
*slow motion* NOOOOOO!
Grabs by the arm.
Gets up and dashes.
Heck if I care.
12)
....and he burns his hand. He just tears of some skin and bleeds. Nothing major.
*cries in slomo* WHYYYYYY !! NOOOO!
Oh, my Meow.... Here is a little bandage!
Crud.
Oh, Boo McHoo.. DEAL WIT IT!
13)
Jennifer and Brandan want to invent something after the movie. What do you make?
A timey- wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff!
A dragon machine
Tooth Fairy repellent
A tingy
14)
Did you like this quiz? This won't count!
Yes! Best yet!
Yes- not my favorite, though.
No, I like your other tests more.
No, and I hate your tests.
Sure. If it gets me out of this test.
15)
What should my next test be? This won't count!
Fire or water/ scientist
Polka dots or stripes/ maid
Cake or frosting/ baker
Crayons or Markers/ teacher
