I am 9 years old and weigh 167 pounds. Am I fat?

  You want to know if you're fat???!!!!! HECK YEAH YOU ARE!!!!!!
  YES
  Kind of flabby
  Skinny

I have 2 big fat rolls on my tummy when I stand. Is that too much?

  You might as well be a walrus!
  You Tooooo Flabby!
  Yes
  No!

This is my arm. Is it fat?

  You can't tell your arm is fat?????!!! It is the biggest I've ever seen!
  It's fat alright!
  Yes
  No

This is what I normally eat. Do you think I will be fat if I eat this?

  Heck Yeah!
  Oh Yeah
  No

When I eat, I can't wear a belt because I gain another inch each meal. Is that bad?

  Totally
  Yes
  NO

When I slap my leg it jiggles for 18 seconds. What do you think?

  LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU FATSO!!!!
  You are obese
  Flabby
  Skin and bones

I have three BIG chins. Is that bad?

  Yes
  no

My stomach fat spills 3 inches over my pants and sides. Is that bad?

  You compare to a whale!
  Very bad!
  Nothing wrong there

I take up two normal sized chairs with an inch still hanging over the sides. Is that too fat?

  YEAH YOU FATSO!!
  Yes
  No

Does my flabby body compare to you?

  Heck Yeah!
  YES