Are unicorns real?

  YESSSSSS DUH I AM A UNICORN!!!!!!
  Unicorns? What is this unicorn that I hear of? (Me: Why are you even taking this test?)
  No
  Yes
  POOP IS PRETTY!!!

What do you think of when you see a pig?

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA PIG BUTT
  It's a pig...
  OMG I LIKE COWS
  CHEESE!!
  Pigs are cute and cuddly!

What would your dream name be?

  UNICORN
  RAINBOW
  SPARKLEZ
  BOB
  I like my name...
  Carly
  Maya
  Carl
  Tomas

What is your catchphrase?

  "I AM A UNICORN!!!!!"
  I don't have one...
  "MEOW"
  "CATS CATS CATS CATS"
  My answer is purple!
  "BEHSHEJDBCDJJEBSJCGDQJB"
  What?
  A catchphrase?
  Do I need one of those?

Are you alive?

  Yes
  No
  Obviously! How else am I taking this test?!
  Hahaha POOP

Where do you live?

  North America
  THE LAND OF UNICORNIA
  In a house
  In a box on the street cuz I'm a hobo. Soooo YOLO!!!
  Europe
  In a hole
  A place
  I'm not telling
  None of the above

HELLO HELLO JELLO

  Ummm hi?
  What?
  HIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
  GREETINGS FROM UNICORNLANDIA!!!
  Jello?
  I LOVE JELLO!!!!

What is your favourite food?

  JELLYBEANS
  UNICORNS (me: Why do you eat unicorns?! :0)
  Food
  I don't know
  I EAT STUFF

What do you think of my test?

  AMAZING!!!
  AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
  Guftlxjdtxhchchc
  My name is bob
  UNICORNS!!!
  FANTABULOUS!!!